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thedailywhat:

Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.
The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.
“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”
Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.
Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.
[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]

Jesus CHRIST

……. what

Oh great, now I have to worry about my butt being slashed?!
get it together VA.

failbag:

effington:

thedailywhat:

Have You Seen This Man? of the Day: Police in Fairfax County, Virginia, are on the lookout for a “serial butt slasher” who may be responsible for at least five attacks against area women since February.

The suspect’s MO became clear after each victim provided a similar report: A momentary distraction such as a bump or a noise, followed immediately by a slash across the butt with a razor or a box cutter.

“Because it’s such an unusual thing, no one would ever expect something like that to occur,” police spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell is quoted as saying. “They may be walking along and put their hand to their backside and feel it.”

Former FBI profiler Gregg McCrary said it is unlikely the man — described as a 5’6” heavyset Hispanic male in his late 20s — will stop until he is caught.

Police are asking anyone with information to call 703-691-2131 or phone Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS/8477. You can also text TIP187 plus your message to 274637 or submit your tip online.

[nbcwash / thanks brayden!]

Jesus CHRIST

……. what

Oh great, now I have to worry about my butt being slashed?!

get it together VA.

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    I feel bad for the women who’ve…had their butts slashed but wtf brah?
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    oh my home town…
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    Since I read this I have been very protective...my booty. He’d so
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    yeah. i stop living here starting tomorrow
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    THAT’S VIRGINIA FOR YOU!
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    Oh, Virginia, making us all proud. Stay classy, my friends, always stay classy.
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    I hope someone finds this creepy fuck.
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    I am OFFICIALLY scared
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    what happens where i live, everybody.